Is the pen mightier than the sword? Well, a sword would probably work better in a combat situation, but it’s rather frowned upon in society to carry around a samurai sword with you in grocery stores and such. However, you CAN bring a pen with you. The Uzi Tactical Defender Pen is a common pen you can use for writing, but is also a life saving tool.
The pen is made of aircraft aluminum, with a sharpened crown that can be used to strike an offender. The crown also doubles as a glass breaker if you find yourself or someone else trapped in a car. The best feature about this pen though is that it employs a DNA Catcher on the crown of the pen, so after an assault happens you can inform authorities to track them down.