Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter

Never again will you have to fight over the slightly bigger piece of pizza with your friends!

This tactical laser-guide pizza cutter is the latest in pizza-eating technology. The laser/flashlight scope attachment projects a laser line on your pizza so you can cut your pizza with precision.

No doubt, there will still be fights over the pizza piece with the extra pepperoni or sausage bit, but rest assured your fights over pizza size are over wen you own this awesome Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter!